Maybe this will make you feel better…you couldn’t be more tired than I am right now, but you never know…here goes…
7:00 Peel eyes open and insert lenses – life still fuzzy
7:15 Turn on Noggin and make breakfast for Max (age 4)
7:20 Eat old banana while checking urgent blackberry emails
7:30 Answer email
7:45 Send out jobs for day
8:00 Take call from client
8:30 Replace child’s yuk toast with yum bagel
8:45 Diaper Change
8:47 Repair flash figurine’s arm with duct tape
9:00 Cook new eggs from original breakfast that landed on floor from zach (age 1.5)
9:15 answer email while Elmo is on
9:30 write down messages on company answering machine
9:45 Bathroom patrol with both boys
10:00 conference call with headset on mute
10:30 answer email
10:45 Pick up nanny from train
11:00 write articles
11:30 Bathtub meltdown and Hazmat assistance after zach peed on his brother
11:45 Run Max to Preschool
11:45 Client meltdown broken website
12:00 run to grocery for milk, eggs, bread, salad, cereal and fruit
12:40 lunch for everyone
12:45 toss in sheets and towels
1:15 Nap for Zach
1:30 Hold Coaching Call
1:35 Spray oven with cleaner
2:00 Feed dogs
2:15 Feed self
2:20 answer email
2:30 Business call
2:45 Pick up Max from Preschool
3:00 Move sheets to dryer now all wrinkly
3:30 Answer email
4:00 Hold Coaching Call
4:55 Throw frozen chicken in hot sink water
5:00 Hold Coaching Call
5:57 throw whole split chicken on grill, plug in rice cooker and open salad bag
6:10 drop nanny on train with kids in car
6:30 everyone eats dinner of charred chicken, gooey rice and bagged salad
7:00 get zach ready for bed
7:15 diaper change
7:30 swim time with max and daddy in pool (tires both out!)
7:55 fight with max about bedtime and making brownies
8:00 read Elmo, Thomas, Scooby and Clifford
8:30 Wrestle max into bed, give up and turn on superfriends
9:00 answer email from computer in bed
9:30 post to blogs, check stats
10:00 watch tv with husband
11:00 bathtime for mommy
12:00 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz